Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Home at last :)

Okayy so this is my new hair. The quality of the photo is kinda shitty because I took it in kinda dim lighting on my webcam. I gave my hairdresser a few pictures of Ashley Greene and she did me up real nice :) I love the feel of the short length. It's grown out a little since then and I really want to get a trim and maybe make it a little shorter than it was in this picture.

So this is an adorable outtake of Rob that I found on my computer from the Vanity Fair photo shoot (which is up there for me with his yummy GQ photos). Don't you just want to kiss him and make him better? I know that I'd like to do a little more than that... but that's neither here nor there :P

Wouldn't you like to come home and find this waiting for you on the couch for you? Clothing optional, of course. Unghhhhh he's so delicious! Does anyone actually have their hands on a copy of Vanity Fair Italia?

Moving on to another fine specimen of man... Henry Cavill. *sigh* I've recently started to watch the first season of The Tudors via my online Netflix account and damn if shit aint chock full o' smut. I am a big fan of reading historical fiction and I love me some Phillipa Gregory novels.

Kind sir, is that a sword or are you happy to see me?

So since I wanna be a teacher when I grow up that means that I can't really have piercings any place other than my ears and I can't have visible tattoos. This is a picture of the new piercing I might get while I'm home for the boring winter months. I'm not sure if it would be classified as a daith or a anti-helix piercing. I still have a bunch of ideas for new tattoos, but I'm pretty much a broke college student so I might not be able to afford them for a while. Come to think of it... I'll probably still be paying shit off when I graduate and get my first teaching job. Such is life.

I'm pretty much more than a little obsessed with and I ran across this picture the other day. The first thing I thought is that she would make the PERFECT Rosalie. I think she is absolutely georgeous and I bet she can be hella fierce. RAWR!

I feel like I've been working on this post forever so I'm gonna wrap it up (tehehe) with some fanfiction recommendations of what I've been reading lately. I've got some really good ones this time :)

Fics that I'm reading:

Edward's a spin class instructor/educator. Bella's a doctor.
This shit is SERIOSULY hott. It's only 2 chapters in, but I swear to you that if you don't check it out you're gonna regret it! AU. AH.

The name says it all. Guess who she's watching... AU. AH.

There's been an outbreak of a virus that reanimates the dead. Bella is battling to save herself and the ones she cares for. She's snarky, takes no shit and she carries a shovel, motherfucker. AU. AH.... except for the zombies.

Twilight meets Anchorman. It's sassy and it's AWESOME. AU. AH.

Abyss by IwantaWerewolfForMyself
Bella's been kidnapped because of her father's political compaign against vampires. Edward and Jasper are holding her captive and things get interesting. AU. but vamps are still vamps and humans are human.

"In the library on top of books, but ya can't be too loud." Edward owns a bookstore and Bella stops by every week to check out more than books... AU. AH.

Bella needs help trying out the positions described in a deck of sex cards. Aren't internet classifieds great? AU. AH

Bella is a hardxcore vegan and liberal. She's covered in tattoos and piercings and filled with piss and vinegar. Edward is... not so easy to define. AU. AH.

Bella's a hairdresser. Edward's in the police academy. COPWARD!!! Some sexy snarking ensues. AU. AH.

My hands are getting tired from all this typing! I think I'm gonna sit back and relax while watching an episode of Steven Segal: Lawman. He is one BAMF. I've been starting to write again very recently and I hope I can keep up with it while I'm home on winter break. Toodles!

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Monday, December 7, 2009

it's been sooo long!

I'd appologize for not posting anything lately, but I doubt anyone would be reading.
Quick update:
- I cut 7 inches off of my hair in October
- this semester is coming to an end
- my momma had surgery today

Sadly, Indigo Renesmee passed away while I was gone over Thanksgiving break. I left her with extended release food and clean water, but there was a thermostat malfunction and it was just too hott in my room for her little body to take. I'll miss her dearly even if she was "just a fish."

I've had so many projects and papers due lately, but somehow I've still made time to read fics and books. Next time I update I'll be sure to include a freakishly long list as per usual.

That's all I got for now. Peace out.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Twilight Fandom Gives Back - Alex's Lemonade Stand Foundation

Twilight Fandom Gives Back - Alex's Lemonade Stand Foundation

I just donated $5.00 through the website. It's so easy and SO worth it! My half brother died of childhood cancer and I'm sure it goes without saying that no parent should have to lose a child like that.

Friday, October 9, 2009

pics & fics

Monday, October 5, 2009

oh, hey there

Friday, October 2, 2009

I'm baaaaack

Even though I'm pretty sure no one reads this any way, I'm gonna appologize for going M.I.A. for a bit. Things finally pumped into full gear the last couple weeks at school and I even had my first exam since I've been back. Not to mention the fact that my laptop decided to commit suicide and spontaniously break apart into a useless mess a week and a half ago. Needless to say, I was not pleased about having to (have my parents) buy a new computer only after using the other one for a year. Of course it chose to break 2 months after the warranty ran out, right?

Moving on to happier subjects... my new computer and I are very happy with one another. We may be still in the honeymoon stage, but I see this relationship lasting a long time.

Also, this is my fish. She's pretty. Her name is Indigo Renesmee, but I call her Indy.

This is Rob. He lives on my bedroom wall and in my fantasies. I stumbled across this fucktastic illustration of him today. Credit and props go to James Dawe, the artist. Click on it to make it bigger, bitches.

Moving on from my Roblust filled haze...

Books I've read since my last post:

\Night's Edge by Maggie Shayne, Charlaine Harris, and Barbara Hambly. My mom got me this one as a back to school pressent. (Thanks for the smut, Mom!) It's compiled of three stories that are roughly 100 pages each by these three lovely writers. C-Harris' story is based in the same "universe" as The Southern Vampire Mysteries AKA True Blood. The other two are about various supernatural spooks, but are in no way less satisfying. I'd recommend this to anyone who loves 'em some Sookie Stackhouse.

I have been waiting over a year to get my hands on Catching Fire ever since I first set down The Hunger Games. I refuse to spoil it for anyone, but I have to say that this book was seriously tearing at my heartstrings and that I am STILL team Peeta! You need to read this book. And The Hunger Games. Now!

I just started City of Ashes and I have barely made a dent in it, but if it's anything like City of Bones then I'm sure I will adore it. The first two Mortal Instruments books that I own have been recommended by Stephenie Meyer and she has yet to lead me wrong. *cough* Read The Hunger Games *cough*

Fics that I'm reading:
Please bare with me, I've been reading a lot... some of these may be repeats, but I love 'em too damn much to care

The Lost Boys by hwimsey
I just read this in the past couple days and it is one of those fics that I think are just classic. For me, it's up there with the holy of holies: Boycotts and BarFlies by vjgm.

Blood and Lust by AwesomeSauce76
I had started reading this before when it was only a couple chapters in, but I got back to it today and now I'm caught up :) It's set in Breaking Dawn with human Bella and vampire Edward and his massive erection.

Show and Don't Tell by Brits23
Uncle E and Miss Swan are phenomenal, just like everything else about this story.

Breaking Edward by browniechadowes
OCDward is still sexy despite his compulsions. Fuck olives!

Living Backwards by ciaobella27
Bella goes back in time. Bella likes to name inanimate objects. Edward's still a sexy 17 yr old motherfucker, go figure...

Faking It by spanglemaker
This story just got completed. I don't know what I'm gonna do without my updates of Actorward and LeadsingerBella... notgonnacrynotgonnacrynotgonnacry

101 Places to Have Sex Before You Die by kARLOTITA09 and XShear
The title really speaks for itself ;) I love everything these girls write to pieces. Check their shit out, pronto!

The Taste of Sin by emarroquin and Emerald_Rosalie
Edward is a bad vamp and Bella's a lot more durable than the average human. I'm just gonna leave it at that...

Work In Progress by araeo
Bella has talking ovaries and these girls are only after one thing: the Precious.

Rhapsody by annanabanana
I have no words, so I'm gonna quote the summary: "A reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other?" Snap.

Clipped Wings and Inked Armor by hunterhunting
Edward and Bella both have scars. Edward tries covering his scars with ink... This story is hott as fuck.

Edward Wallbanger by feathersmmmm
Edward's nightly activities tend to get loud. NeighborBella is not pleased.

Tides by lambcullen
Bella's grandpa leaves her a house in his will. Too bad it already has an inhabitant, and a sexy one at that.

Making the Cut by ShearEnvy
Bella's a hairstylist. Edward's a cadet. *sigh*

Things I'm obsessed with right now:

Mini-cups of Haagen-Dazs Dulce de Leche ice cream. Ungh! They are everything I could want and more. They even include a little scooper spoon in the lid! How cool is that!?

Deep breaths... Moving on

Baby Otters! Do I even need to explain? They are officially my new favorite animal.

ANYTHING that gets posted on Find my favorites at Come prepared, things could get smutty :)

Okay, I'm done for now!

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

greatest freak out EVER

This kid obviously wasn't beaten enough as a child...
but I know that when I'm upset I like to:
- make pterodactyl noises
- flail like I'm having a seizure
- take off my clothes
- attempt to sodomize myself with a remote control
- hit myself in the head with a shoe

That's normal, right?

Friday, September 4, 2009

settled in at last

I'm finally back at college! As the title of today's post suggests, I'm finally settled in to my dorm room. Unfortunately, in the short period of time that I've been moved in I've already found a plethora of my roommate's annoying habits. *sigh* Why can't I ever find someone as flawless as myself to live with? I'm deffinitely demanding my own room next year or taking a position as a Resident Assistant. No joke.

I need to vent a little so I'm gonna go ahead and list the annoying things she does:
- she takes up both sides of our sink
- she leaves discarded clothing in the middle of where I walk
- she has the ugliest yellow and organge plaid sheet set complete with teddybear head attached and white frills
- she opens the door when I'm changing
- she listens to Top 40 music. out loud. while I'm trying to do work
- she turns on stupid t.v. shows and then doesn't even pay attention to them

*deep breath* I feel a little better now.

My current "I'm too lazy to walk to the dining hall" dinner is:

I was a little hesitant at first, but it actually tastes like a cheesy taco. Who woulda thunk?

Robert Pattinson photo of the day:

This panty-drenching photograph is one of an exclusive set released on the internet today. Unfortunately it has the tag in the way, but I'm sure there'll be some way around that soon.

Moving on before I get too hott and bothered...

Books I'm reading:

It's pretty good from what I've read so far. I'm only about 65 pages in at the moment. The quote on the cover of my book is by Stephenie Meyer who apparently thinks that "The Mortal Instruments series is a story world that [she] love[s] to live in. Beautiful!" I absolutely love The Hunger Games, which SM also recomended, so I'm going to take her word on this series, as well.

Fics I'm reading:

Confessions of a Nanny by Melissa228

The Office by tby789

Tropic of Virgo by In_a_blue_bathrobe

Art School Confidential by farkle

Desiderata by kimpy0464

Things That Go Bump in the Night by mac

Breaking Edward by browniechadowes

Failure To Thrive by Julesnerd

Show and Don't Tell by Brits23

These are "All Human" and "Alternate Universe" stories and none of them are really angsty. As I've mentioned before, I LOVE smutty fanfic! So these are all M or NC17. I give each and every one of these fics my full recomendation because I'm obsessed with each and every one of them. GO READ THEM ALL!

I aso read an epic one-shot the other day called Art Model and it's by dollegirl. It is filled with pure win. GO READ IT!

All right, I'm done. For now...

Friday, August 28, 2009

still much to do

You too can dress your son in sexpenders a la Robert Pattinson! I found these during a quick run through Marshall's/Homegoods today. Snazzy, huh?

And while I was tracking down a good picture of Rob in said sexpenders, I came across this beauty of a video. I found it at Random Acts of Rob and it sets my lady parts all a flutter :) Rob + NIN's "Closer" = Pure Sex. Might just have to put it on a constant loop.

Moving on...

KATNISSSSSSSS! *screams like a fangirl* As I've mentioned before, I am currently rereading The Hunger Games and if you haven't already heard: the sequal, Catching Fire is coming out on September 1st! So if you haven't read HG yet, you REALLY really should.

May the odds ever be in your favor :)

THIS is what every man should smell like.

If they cannot get a hold of Pattinson Cologne, they should look into AXE dark temptation scented products. It smells like sexy man chocolate. Trust me, that's a good thing.

Better get back to packing soon. Have fun with that "Closer to Rob" sexytime video. I know I will ;)

Thursday, August 27, 2009

back to school shopping

Today I did some last minute back to school shopping. I was everywhere from the food store, to the discount beauty store, a boutique, and the nail salon (last minute pedi). I came across a clusterfucking variety of things.

I shall list them for you:

1. a cape

That's right. A CAPE. And it's plaid! Neat, huh? I think it looks whimsical :) If I'm around when that shit is on sale, I might just have to snatch it up. It's just so cute... I want to pinch its cheeks!

2. the most fuckawesome dress

That's me "modeling" the dress. I ran across it in a little boutique a few towns over. It's sort of an awkward angle and I took the picture with my phone, so the quality is not very good. But let me describe it. It's a beautiful deep purple satiny fabric. There's a zipper that runs all the way up the front of the dress and I think it's an awesome structural detail. The top has a fitted bodice and is snug at the waist. The bottom has pleat things that allow the dress to puff out a little at the hips and then the hemline curves back in. I love this dress! But there were two problems with it: 1) it was $285 2) I have nothing to wear it to. It's too slinky and sexy for a formal dance and I'm sure as hell not gonna wear it to a college party!

*sigh* I'll just have to think of it as the one that got away. But at least I'll always have this picture, right? And I'll add this to the list of "things I wanna buy after they go on sale."

I am also bound and determined to put this dress into a fic I write in the near future. I've written a one-shot and I have one story that's a work-in-progress. This is my account on I've been having difficulties posting my story on Twilighted.

3. sausage IN pancakes

I came across these when I was food shopping (duh). They look disgusting, but I must say I'm intrigued. Aparently I'm not the only one, because there seems to be an article of sorts here.

A fanfic that I would be remiss not to mention is Tropic of Virgo by In_a_blue_bathrobe. It is beyond amazing. I love everything about it. I'm pretty sure it's been completed recently and you should check it out.

I think it's also important for me to say how intricately Twilight fanfic is entwined into my everyday life. I quote it in completely unrelated conversations (and no one has any idea what I'm referring to). Little pieces of different stories I love are scattered around me. I have a tattoo that was inspired by The Office by tby789.

And today I bought a new moleskin journal inspired by Desiderata by kimpy0464.

And you can follow me on Twitter here.

That should be all for now :)

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

just a few things

There are a few things that you should know about me (if there is anyone following, that is)... I have a dirty mind. I love all things Twilight. That being said, I read quite a bit of smutty fanfic in my free time. I wanna sex Robert Pattinson up. In fact, I think that he is sex personified. I'm very sarcastic. I judge people subconsciously on a daily basis, so I have no problem doing so on a blog for your (but mostly my) enjoyment.

Sometimes I may just post a photo and a comment. Sometimes I might just rant about how stupid people are.

I would love to hear from people to see if anyone's actually checking out what I talk/write/post about.

Books I'm reading:
The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

Fics I'm reading:
Oh, Inverted World by kalika
Mr Horrible by algonquinrt
Emancipation Proclamation by kharizzmatik

One of many Robdorable photos:

That's all I have for now :)