Showing posts with label fanfiction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fanfiction. Show all posts

Monday, July 19, 2010

Sookie Fever!

So I am currently rereading all of the Sookie Stackhouse books in Charlaine Harris's Southern Vampire Mystery series. I started reading the books after I watched the entire first season of the HBO show in one weekend. They are a really great, easy read for anyone who likes supernatural/fiction/mystery/romance stories. Harris makes Sookie's character into an everyday person you can easily relate to (apart from all the supernatural shit she deals with).



I'm fortunate enough to have HBO at my house and I am literally glued to the television every Sunday at 9pm when True Blood comes on. I'm liking this season SO much more than the last season! That Maryann tangent really went on for too long.

I've recently become obsessed with this website/tumblr account: Sookie Is Mine! The True Blood images and .gifs I find are always hilarious, but they may contain some spoilers! You've been warned.

I REALLY want one of these mugs, but I'm a broke college student and I cannot afford it. They are $32 a pop and you can find them on Etsy.com from MaidOfClay



I would have to say that Eric Northman is my favorite True Blood vamp on the show and in the books. He is absolutely sexy. He may be an asshole the majority of the time, but he never claims to be something he's not. He is unapologetically true to himself and I admire that in a person... uh I mean vampire. Plus, he genuinely cares about Sookie.

In summation, Eric Northman is a VILF.




Fics that I'm reading:

Belladonna by candy1
Summary: "Belladonna was the most feared and untouchable succubus in the Vampire Kingdom. No challenge was too great – even pretending to be human. Will the succubus still posses her supreme control when she encounters the most delectable human she never thought could exist? Or will her human ‘life’ be shattered beyond recognition?"
*** This fic does NOT get enough credit! It only has 99 reviews so PLEASE go read and review!

The Nightingale Journals by kimpy0464
Summary: "Pediatric ICU night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her work experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their immediate attraction to one another is undeniable. They are both trying very hard to maintain their professionalism, appreciating one another as colleagues. Despite this predicament, Edward is determined to get to know Bella; when he learns that she is writing a blog, he makes it his mission to read every entry to find out just what it is that makes nurse Swan tick. Epic banter and UST result. Will they ever be able to admit their magnetic draw to each other?"
***Beyond obsessed with this fic.

Nineteen Canvasses by Carson1
Summary: "Bella thinks she finally has it all together after a life altering accident, but when she meets Edward, a once successful artist who has lost his inspiration, everything she thought she knew changes."

Major Misconduct by m7707
Summary: "Edward - hot high school hockey player. Bella - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Are they strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished..."

Beyond Repair by GreatEscape
Summary: "When the Volturi arrived in Texas to put a stop to the warring vampire armies, Bella was only able to escape with her life by the skin of her teeth. Her search for a better life was not successful. When the Cullens find her many years later alone and seemingly unconscious can they help her to find the peace she once sought or is she damaged beyond repair?"

ABC Countdown by aylah50
Summary: "With only twenty-six days left of school, second grade teacher Bella is supposed to be running her classroom ABC Countdown, creating a fun activity for each remaining day starting with a letter of the alphabet. However, all she can think about is her sexy co-worker Edward, and the much naughtier version of the ABC Countdown he inspires. Will each letter bring them closer together?"
***This is only 1 chapter in and I'm already obsessed!

15 Step by Jenny Jerkface
Summary: "17-year old Bella Swan moves to Forks after being abandoned by her mother. With music as her only friend and a penchant for trouble, Bella just wants to be left alone. Unfortunately, her behavior attracts the attention of hot tempered Edward Cullen."
***This is another fic that I think deserves more recognition and more reviews!

Discovering You, Discovering Me by JSFazz
Summary: "Bella Swan was always awkward and never quite knew where she fit in, but she always had a best friend in Alice Brandon. Edward Cullen was hopeless since the first grade, branded a geek and bullied every day of his life. It's years later and Bella has just returned to Forks after graduating college. She's desperate for a job and grabs the first thing she can find working at Forks Pharmacy with none other than Edward Cullen. Follow their budding friendship as it evolves into something more, where Edward and Bella discover a little something about themselves as well as each other. In the end, can Bella find where she belongs, and can Edward find someone who accepts him for who he really is?"
***Must read for Geekward/Awkward fans!

Taste of Innocence by Nolebucgrl
Summary: "Edward Cullen has hunted the darkest minds since he became a vampire. He's grown weary of the dregs of society and longs to taste the blood of a true innocent. Will desire for her overrule desire for her blood or will he take them both?"

You Found Me by Kristylized
Summary: "Edward Masen has lived the life of a nomad, travelling with James and Victoria since he awoke as a vampire. He drinks human blood, having never known another way. Unlike his coven mates, he makes the conscious choice to feed exclusively on those who prey upon others. He's confident he's making the best of his existence and doing what's morally right, despite the ridicule from James and Victoria, both of whom consider his selective feeding style a waste of time and effort. He loves them, anyway. They're the only family he's ever known, other than the brief flashes of his mother in memories from his human life. Edward has always been fairly happy with the choices he's made with the life he's been dealt... until he stumbles upon a girl reading in a meadow in Forks, Washington, who will change everything he thinks he knows about himself."

Confessions of a Nanny by Melissa228
Summary: "Bella Swan accepts a job as a nanny for single father, Dr. Edward Cullen. Living under the same roof and Bella's seduction plans, leads these two into a whirlwind of pleasure and excitement."

Ethics Be Damned by krazyk85
Summary: "Bella Swan is a 28 year old woman who is a narcotics detective for the Seattle Police Department. Bella is assigned to go undercover as a high school student to bring down a massive drug ring fronted by the elusive Drug Lord Aro Volturi. Bella soon finds herself falling for her English teacher Edward Masen...
Edward Masen is instantly attracted to this new student, but can't pursue a relationship with a young girl."

My Imaginary Friend by NoWayWithWords
Summary: "Bella meets Edward while she is a pre-kindergartener, and Edward becomes her best friend. When Bella’s life is in danger, Edward is forced to leave to prevent her death. As Bella grows older, Edward is forgotten...A new family moves to Forks at the start of Bella’s senior year and changes Bella’s life forever. What the mind forgets, the heart will always remember."

The Disillusioned by Phoenix Rising
Summary: "Soon after Bella Swan moves to Forks to live with her father for her senior year of high school, she begins volunteering at Forks General Hospital. There, she meets Edward, a young man her age whose past is complicated and future is uncertain."

Let Love Inby KekahJ
Summary: "Edward and his parents move to Forks from Chicago. Bella is the elusive girl in Edward's biology class that he can't seem to get close to. She's beautiful, but there's something about her that he can't put his finger on."

Waking Up by RiaMaria
Summary: "Set in the summer after Twilight, 2 weeks before the beginning of senior year, Bella wakes up one Saturday morning to find a sleeping, HUMAN Edward beside her."


I need to stop! Those are just the fics I'm reading on Twilighted right now. I'll post the fanfiction.net ones later.

PS- All the fics I read and generally NC17 or M.

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Home at last :)

Okayy so this is my new hair. The quality of the photo is kinda shitty because I took it in kinda dim lighting on my webcam. I gave my hairdresser a few pictures of Ashley Greene and she did me up real nice :) I love the feel of the short length. It's grown out a little since then and I really want to get a trim and maybe make it a little shorter than it was in this picture.



So this is an adorable outtake of Rob that I found on my computer from the Vanity Fair photo shoot (which is up there for me with his yummy GQ photos). Don't you just want to kiss him and make him better? I know that I'd like to do a little more than that... but that's neither here nor there :P


Wouldn't you like to come home and find this waiting for you on the couch for you? Clothing optional, of course. Unghhhhh he's so delicious! Does anyone actually have their hands on a copy of Vanity Fair Italia?


Moving on to another fine specimen of man... Henry Cavill. *sigh* I've recently started to watch the first season of The Tudors via my online Netflix account and damn if shit aint chock full o' smut. I am a big fan of reading historical fiction and I love me some Phillipa Gregory novels.

Kind sir, is that a sword or are you happy to see me?


So since I wanna be a teacher when I grow up that means that I can't really have piercings any place other than my ears and I can't have visible tattoos. This is a picture of the new piercing I might get while I'm home for the boring winter months. I'm not sure if it would be classified as a daith or a anti-helix piercing. I still have a bunch of ideas for new tattoos, but I'm pretty much a broke college student so I might not be able to afford them for a while. Come to think of it... I'll probably still be paying shit off when I graduate and get my first teaching job. Such is life.




I'm pretty much more than a little obsessed with http://www.weheartit.com/ and I ran across this picture the other day. The first thing I thought is that she would make the PERFECT Rosalie. I think she is absolutely georgeous and I bet she can be hella fierce. RAWR!


I feel like I've been working on this post forever so I'm gonna wrap it up (tehehe) with some fanfiction recommendations of what I've been reading lately. I've got some really good ones this time :)

Fics that I'm reading:

Edward's a spin class instructor/educator. Bella's a doctor.
This shit is SERIOSULY hott. It's only 2 chapters in, but I swear to you that if you don't check it out you're gonna regret it! AU. AH.

The name says it all. Guess who she's watching... AU. AH.

There's been an outbreak of a virus that reanimates the dead. Bella is battling to save herself and the ones she cares for. She's snarky, takes no shit and she carries a shovel, motherfucker. AU. AH.... except for the zombies.

Twilight meets Anchorman. It's sassy and it's AWESOME. AU. AH.

Abyss by IwantaWerewolfForMyself
Bella's been kidnapped because of her father's political compaign against vampires. Edward and Jasper are holding her captive and things get interesting. AU. but vamps are still vamps and humans are human.

"In the library on top of books, but ya can't be too loud." Edward owns a bookstore and Bella stops by every week to check out more than books... AU. AH.

Bella needs help trying out the positions described in a deck of sex cards. Aren't internet classifieds great? AU. AH

Bella is a hardxcore vegan and liberal. She's covered in tattoos and piercings and filled with piss and vinegar. Edward is... not so easy to define. AU. AH.

Bella's a hairdresser. Edward's in the police academy. COPWARD!!! Some sexy snarking ensues. AU. AH.

My hands are getting tired from all this typing! I think I'm gonna sit back and relax while watching an episode of Steven Segal: Lawman. He is one BAMF. I've been starting to write again very recently and I hope I can keep up with it while I'm home on winter break. Toodles!


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Friday, October 9, 2009

pics & fics

Friday, October 2, 2009

I'm baaaaack

Even though I'm pretty sure no one reads this any way, I'm gonna appologize for going M.I.A. for a bit. Things finally pumped into full gear the last couple weeks at school and I even had my first exam since I've been back. Not to mention the fact that my laptop decided to commit suicide and spontaniously break apart into a useless mess a week and a half ago. Needless to say, I was not pleased about having to (have my parents) buy a new computer only after using the other one for a year. Of course it chose to break 2 months after the warranty ran out, right?

Moving on to happier subjects... my new computer and I are very happy with one another. We may be still in the honeymoon stage, but I see this relationship lasting a long time.

Also, this is my fish. She's pretty. Her name is Indigo Renesmee, but I call her Indy.



This is Rob. He lives on my bedroom wall and in my fantasies. I stumbled across this fucktastic illustration of him today. Credit and props go to James Dawe, the artist. Click on it to make it bigger, bitches.



Moving on from my Roblust filled haze...


Books I've read since my last post:


\Night's Edge by Maggie Shayne, Charlaine Harris, and Barbara Hambly. My mom got me this one as a back to school pressent. (Thanks for the smut, Mom!) It's compiled of three stories that are roughly 100 pages each by these three lovely writers. C-Harris' story is based in the same "universe" as The Southern Vampire Mysteries AKA True Blood. The other two are about various supernatural spooks, but are in no way less satisfying. I'd recommend this to anyone who loves 'em some Sookie Stackhouse.



I have been waiting over a year to get my hands on Catching Fire ever since I first set down The Hunger Games. I refuse to spoil it for anyone, but I have to say that this book was seriously tearing at my heartstrings and that I am STILL team Peeta! You need to read this book. And The Hunger Games. Now!



I just started City of Ashes and I have barely made a dent in it, but if it's anything like City of Bones then I'm sure I will adore it. The first two Mortal Instruments books that I own have been recommended by Stephenie Meyer and she has yet to lead me wrong. *cough* Read The Hunger Games *cough*


Fics that I'm reading:
Please bare with me, I've been reading a lot... some of these may be repeats, but I love 'em too damn much to care

The Lost Boys by hwimsey
I just read this in the past couple days and it is one of those fics that I think are just classic. For me, it's up there with the holy of holies: Boycotts and BarFlies by vjgm.

Blood and Lust by AwesomeSauce76
I had started reading this before when it was only a couple chapters in, but I got back to it today and now I'm caught up :) It's set in Breaking Dawn with human Bella and vampire Edward and his massive erection.

Show and Don't Tell by Brits23
Uncle E and Miss Swan are phenomenal, just like everything else about this story.

Breaking Edward by browniechadowes
OCDward is still sexy despite his compulsions. Fuck olives!

Living Backwards by ciaobella27
Bella goes back in time. Bella likes to name inanimate objects. Edward's still a sexy 17 yr old motherfucker, go figure...

Faking It by spanglemaker
This story just got completed. I don't know what I'm gonna do without my updates of Actorward and LeadsingerBella... notgonnacrynotgonnacrynotgonnacry

101 Places to Have Sex Before You Die by kARLOTITA09 and XShear
The title really speaks for itself ;) I love everything these girls write to pieces. Check their shit out, pronto!

The Taste of Sin by emarroquin and Emerald_Rosalie
Edward is a bad vamp and Bella's a lot more durable than the average human. I'm just gonna leave it at that...

Work In Progress by araeo
Bella has talking ovaries and these girls are only after one thing: the Precious.

Rhapsody by annanabanana
I have no words, so I'm gonna quote the summary: "A reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other?" Snap.

Clipped Wings and Inked Armor by hunterhunting
Edward and Bella both have scars. Edward tries covering his scars with ink... This story is hott as fuck.

Edward Wallbanger by feathersmmmm
Edward's nightly activities tend to get loud. NeighborBella is not pleased.

Tides by lambcullen
Bella's grandpa leaves her a house in his will. Too bad it already has an inhabitant, and a sexy one at that.

Making the Cut by ShearEnvy
Bella's a hairstylist. Edward's a cadet. *sigh*


Things I'm obsessed with right now:


Mini-cups of Haagen-Dazs Dulce de Leche ice cream. Ungh! They are everything I could want and more. They even include a little scooper spoon in the lid! How cool is that!?

Deep breaths... Moving on



Baby Otters! Do I even need to explain? They are officially my new favorite animal.

ANYTHING that gets posted on http://weheartit.com/. Find my favorites at http://weheartit.com/prettybadwords. Come prepared, things could get smutty :)


Okay, I'm done for now!

Friday, September 4, 2009

settled in at last

I'm finally back at college! As the title of today's post suggests, I'm finally settled in to my dorm room. Unfortunately, in the short period of time that I've been moved in I've already found a plethora of my roommate's annoying habits. *sigh* Why can't I ever find someone as flawless as myself to live with? I'm deffinitely demanding my own room next year or taking a position as a Resident Assistant. No joke.

I need to vent a little so I'm gonna go ahead and list the annoying things she does:
- she takes up both sides of our sink
- she leaves discarded clothing in the middle of where I walk
- she has the ugliest yellow and organge plaid sheet set complete with teddybear head attached and white frills
- she opens the door when I'm changing
- she listens to Top 40 music. out loud. while I'm trying to do work
- she turns on stupid t.v. shows and then doesn't even pay attention to them

*deep breath* I feel a little better now.



My current "I'm too lazy to walk to the dining hall" dinner is:



I was a little hesitant at first, but it actually tastes like a cheesy taco. Who woulda thunk?


Robert Pattinson photo of the day:



This panty-drenching photograph is one of an exclusive set released on the internet today. Unfortunately it has the tag in the way, but I'm sure there'll be some way around that soon.

Moving on before I get too hott and bothered...


Books I'm reading:



It's pretty good from what I've read so far. I'm only about 65 pages in at the moment. The quote on the cover of my book is by Stephenie Meyer who apparently thinks that "The Mortal Instruments series is a story world that [she] love[s] to live in. Beautiful!" I absolutely love The Hunger Games, which SM also recomended, so I'm going to take her word on this series, as well.


Fics I'm reading:

Confessions of a Nanny by Melissa228

The Office by tby789

Tropic of Virgo by In_a_blue_bathrobe

Art School Confidential by farkle

Desiderata by kimpy0464

Things That Go Bump in the Night by mac

Breaking Edward by browniechadowes

Failure To Thrive by Julesnerd

Show and Don't Tell by Brits23

These are "All Human" and "Alternate Universe" stories and none of them are really angsty. As I've mentioned before, I LOVE smutty fanfic! So these are all M or NC17. I give each and every one of these fics my full recomendation because I'm obsessed with each and every one of them. GO READ THEM ALL!

I aso read an epic one-shot the other day called Art Model and it's by dollegirl. It is filled with pure win. GO READ IT!


All right, I'm done. For now...