Friday, August 28, 2009

still much to do

You too can dress your son in sexpenders a la Robert Pattinson! I found these during a quick run through Marshall's/Homegoods today. Snazzy, huh?

And while I was tracking down a good picture of Rob in said sexpenders, I came across this beauty of a video. I found it at Random Acts of Rob and it sets my lady parts all a flutter :) Rob + NIN's "Closer" = Pure Sex. Might just have to put it on a constant loop.

Moving on...

KATNISSSSSSSS! *screams like a fangirl* As I've mentioned before, I am currently rereading The Hunger Games and if you haven't already heard: the sequal, Catching Fire is coming out on September 1st! So if you haven't read HG yet, you REALLY really should.

May the odds ever be in your favor :)

THIS is what every man should smell like.

If they cannot get a hold of Pattinson Cologne, they should look into AXE dark temptation scented products. It smells like sexy man chocolate. Trust me, that's a good thing.

Better get back to packing soon. Have fun with that "Closer to Rob" sexytime video. I know I will ;)

Thursday, August 27, 2009

back to school shopping

Today I did some last minute back to school shopping. I was everywhere from the food store, to the discount beauty store, a boutique, and the nail salon (last minute pedi). I came across a clusterfucking variety of things.

I shall list them for you:

1. a cape

That's right. A CAPE. And it's plaid! Neat, huh? I think it looks whimsical :) If I'm around when that shit is on sale, I might just have to snatch it up. It's just so cute... I want to pinch its cheeks!

2. the most fuckawesome dress

That's me "modeling" the dress. I ran across it in a little boutique a few towns over. It's sort of an awkward angle and I took the picture with my phone, so the quality is not very good. But let me describe it. It's a beautiful deep purple satiny fabric. There's a zipper that runs all the way up the front of the dress and I think it's an awesome structural detail. The top has a fitted bodice and is snug at the waist. The bottom has pleat things that allow the dress to puff out a little at the hips and then the hemline curves back in. I love this dress! But there were two problems with it: 1) it was $285 2) I have nothing to wear it to. It's too slinky and sexy for a formal dance and I'm sure as hell not gonna wear it to a college party!

*sigh* I'll just have to think of it as the one that got away. But at least I'll always have this picture, right? And I'll add this to the list of "things I wanna buy after they go on sale."

I am also bound and determined to put this dress into a fic I write in the near future. I've written a one-shot and I have one story that's a work-in-progress. This is my account on I've been having difficulties posting my story on Twilighted.

3. sausage IN pancakes

I came across these when I was food shopping (duh). They look disgusting, but I must say I'm intrigued. Aparently I'm not the only one, because there seems to be an article of sorts here.

A fanfic that I would be remiss not to mention is Tropic of Virgo by In_a_blue_bathrobe. It is beyond amazing. I love everything about it. I'm pretty sure it's been completed recently and you should check it out.

I think it's also important for me to say how intricately Twilight fanfic is entwined into my everyday life. I quote it in completely unrelated conversations (and no one has any idea what I'm referring to). Little pieces of different stories I love are scattered around me. I have a tattoo that was inspired by The Office by tby789.

And today I bought a new moleskin journal inspired by Desiderata by kimpy0464.

And you can follow me on Twitter here.

That should be all for now :)

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

just a few things

There are a few things that you should know about me (if there is anyone following, that is)... I have a dirty mind. I love all things Twilight. That being said, I read quite a bit of smutty fanfic in my free time. I wanna sex Robert Pattinson up. In fact, I think that he is sex personified. I'm very sarcastic. I judge people subconsciously on a daily basis, so I have no problem doing so on a blog for your (but mostly my) enjoyment.

Sometimes I may just post a photo and a comment. Sometimes I might just rant about how stupid people are.

I would love to hear from people to see if anyone's actually checking out what I talk/write/post about.

Books I'm reading:
The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

Fics I'm reading:
Oh, Inverted World by kalika
Mr Horrible by algonquinrt
Emancipation Proclamation by kharizzmatik

One of many Robdorable photos:

That's all I have for now :)