I am currently reading:
Outlander by Diana Gabaldon (I actually just finished it and I'm onto the 2nd book in the series -- Dragonfly in Amber)
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Showing posts with label Rob. Show all posts
Saturday, August 14, 2010
a random update
This fight practice scene from Eclipse makes me JIMP every time.
I am currently reading:
Outlander by Diana Gabaldon (I actually just finished it and I'm onto the 2nd book in the series -- Dragonfly in Amber)
I am currently reading:
Outlander by Diana Gabaldon (I actually just finished it and I'm onto the 2nd book in the series -- Dragonfly in Amber)
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Ungh, Rob!
Bitches and hos let me present Rob's peen:
Bow chicah wah wah! This was a very good day for Rob's peen and my eyes :)
Your's too, I imagine?
Bow chicah wah wah! This was a very good day for Rob's peen and my eyes :)
Your's too, I imagine?
Friday, January 22, 2010
Rob helping out Haiti
Rob the mountain man is doin his thing to help out the victims of the earthquake in Haiti during the Help for Haiti Now telethon.
Panty-slposion!
Hand-down-the-pants. This just made me keel over and die. RIP my panties.
I could care-motherfucking-less if this is a manip. It makes my day, regardless!
I could care-motherfucking-less if this is a manip. It makes my day, regardless!
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Man Candy
Happy belated New Year everybody! This is my first blog post of the new year and I decided to post gratuitous ammounts of man candy. Not to say that I don't do this already, but usually it's just pictures of Rob so I'm working to diversify. If I have time I'd like to do something like this weekly. Maybe I'll even be able to come up with a catchy name... suggestions?
Before I move on to the man candy I'd like to mention that I've been reading all of the Black Dagger Brotherhood novels by J.R. Ward. I would highly recommend you check them out. I plan on posting some pictures of who I picture playing the brothers in my fantasies or if it ever became a movie. They are some deathly sexy men! If you've read any of the books, please comment and let me know what you thinm of them.
Coincidentally, a lot of the fine specimens of men I'll be putting on display are who I'd like to see as the brothers. I'll make sure to post their name and who I think they should play :)
This is Ryan McPartlin. He's Captain Awesome on Chuck. I just think he's sexy and looks really good in this costume :)
This is Sam Worthington. IMO he is sexy as fuck. He's been in Terminator Salvation and most recently, Avatar. I think he would be a great Tohrment in the Black Dagger Brotherhood. He's probably not tall enough, but they can make him look bigger so whatever.
This is Owain Yeoman. He's on a show called The Mentalist. I think he would be perfect for the role of Butch O'Neal, a human cop who gets involved with the BDB.
This is Matthew Bomer. He was on Chuck and now has his own show called White Collar. He is a sexy beast in both of the roles and I just like to look at him. There's just something about men with dark hair and light eyes.
This is Zachary Levi. He plays Chuck. He is adorkable.
This is Kellan Lutz. If you didn't know that you've been living under a rock, congratulations. This is also Kellan's impressive bulge. Why, you ask? Because I'm a huge perv and because I can.
This is Robert Pattinson. If you didn't know that, what the fuck are you doing reading this blog!? I still stand by the fact that you can see some peen going on. Not to mention the fact that my boy looks bangin here...
[for some reason the Rob picture isn't staying up]
Did I miss someone you'd like to see? Let me know by commenting! That's all for now. I'm gettin a little overheated and it's time for dinner soon. Goodbye for now!
Before I move on to the man candy I'd like to mention that I've been reading all of the Black Dagger Brotherhood novels by J.R. Ward. I would highly recommend you check them out. I plan on posting some pictures of who I picture playing the brothers in my fantasies or if it ever became a movie. They are some deathly sexy men! If you've read any of the books, please comment and let me know what you thinm of them.
Coincidentally, a lot of the fine specimens of men I'll be putting on display are who I'd like to see as the brothers. I'll make sure to post their name and who I think they should play :)
This is Ryan McPartlin. He's Captain Awesome on Chuck. I just think he's sexy and looks really good in this costume :)
This is Sam Worthington. IMO he is sexy as fuck. He's been in Terminator Salvation and most recently, Avatar. I think he would be a great Tohrment in the Black Dagger Brotherhood. He's probably not tall enough, but they can make him look bigger so whatever.
This is Owain Yeoman. He's on a show called The Mentalist. I think he would be perfect for the role of Butch O'Neal, a human cop who gets involved with the BDB.
This is Matthew Bomer. He was on Chuck and now has his own show called White Collar. He is a sexy beast in both of the roles and I just like to look at him. There's just something about men with dark hair and light eyes.
This is Zachary Levi. He plays Chuck. He is adorkable.
This is Kellan Lutz. If you didn't know that you've been living under a rock, congratulations. This is also Kellan's impressive bulge. Why, you ask? Because I'm a huge perv and because I can.
This is Robert Pattinson. If you didn't know that, what the fuck are you doing reading this blog!? I still stand by the fact that you can see some peen going on. Not to mention the fact that my boy looks bangin here...
[for some reason the Rob picture isn't staying up]
Did I miss someone you'd like to see? Let me know by commenting! That's all for now. I'm gettin a little overheated and it's time for dinner soon. Goodbye for now!
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Home at last :)
Okayy so this is my new hair. The quality of the photo is kinda shitty because I took it in kinda dim lighting on my webcam. I gave my hairdresser a few pictures of Ashley Greene and she did me up real nice :) I love the feel of the short length. It's grown out a little since then and I really want to get a trim and maybe make it a little shorter than it was in this picture.
So this is an adorable outtake of Rob that I found on my computer from the Vanity Fair photo shoot (which is up there for me with his yummy GQ photos). Don't you just want to kiss him and make him better? I know that I'd like to do a little more than that... but that's neither here nor there :P
So this is an adorable outtake of Rob that I found on my computer from the Vanity Fair photo shoot (which is up there for me with his yummy GQ photos). Don't you just want to kiss him and make him better? I know that I'd like to do a little more than that... but that's neither here nor there :P
Wouldn't you like to come home and find this waiting for you on the couch for you? Clothing optional, of course. Unghhhhh he's so delicious! Does anyone actually have their hands on a copy of Vanity Fair Italia?
Moving on to another fine specimen of man... Henry Cavill. *sigh* I've recently started to watch the first season of The Tudors via my online Netflix account and damn if shit aint chock full o' smut. I am a big fan of reading historical fiction and I love me some Phillipa Gregory novels.
Kind sir, is that a sword or are you happy to see me?
So since I wanna be a teacher when I grow up that means that I can't really have piercings any place other than my ears and I can't have visible tattoos. This is a picture of the new piercing I might get while I'm home for the boring winter months. I'm not sure if it would be classified as a daith or a anti-helix piercing. I still have a bunch of ideas for new tattoos, but I'm pretty much a broke college student so I might not be able to afford them for a while. Come to think of it... I'll probably still be paying shit off when I graduate and get my first teaching job. Such is life.
I'm pretty much more than a little obsessed with http://www.weheartit.com/ and I ran across this picture the other day. The first thing I thought is that she would make the PERFECT Rosalie. I think she is absolutely georgeous and I bet she can be hella fierce. RAWR!
I feel like I've been working on this post forever so I'm gonna wrap it up (tehehe) with some fanfiction recommendations of what I've been reading lately. I've got some really good ones this time :)
Fics that I'm reading:
Edward's a spin class instructor/educator. Bella's a doctor.
This shit is SERIOSULY hott. It's only 2 chapters in, but I swear to you that if you don't check it out you're gonna regret it! AU. AH.
The name says it all. Guess who she's watching... AU. AH.
There's been an outbreak of a virus that reanimates the dead. Bella is battling to save herself and the ones she cares for. She's snarky, takes no shit and she carries a shovel, motherfucker. AU. AH.... except for the zombies.
Twilight meets Anchorman. It's sassy and it's AWESOME. AU. AH.
Abyss by IwantaWerewolfForMyself
Bella's been kidnapped because of her father's political compaign against vampires. Edward and Jasper are holding her captive and things get interesting. AU. but vamps are still vamps and humans are human.
Bella's been kidnapped because of her father's political compaign against vampires. Edward and Jasper are holding her captive and things get interesting. AU. but vamps are still vamps and humans are human.
"In the library on top of books, but ya can't be too loud." Edward owns a bookstore and Bella stops by every week to check out more than books... AU. AH.
Tilt by lambcullen
Bella needs help trying out the positions described in a deck of sex cards. Aren't internet classifieds great? AU. AH
Bella is a hardxcore vegan and liberal. She's covered in tattoos and piercings and filled with piss and vinegar. Edward is... not so easy to define. AU. AH.
Bella's a hairdresser. Edward's in the police academy. COPWARD!!! Some sexy snarking ensues. AU. AH.
My hands are getting tired from all this typing! I think I'm gonna sit back and relax while watching an episode of Steven Segal: Lawman. He is one BAMF. I've been starting to write again very recently and I hope I can keep up with it while I'm home on winter break. Toodles!
Hit me up on twitter! I'm prettybadwords.
I'm on ffn and twilighted as Fairest of Them All because I'm a pale bitch.
Monday, October 5, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
settled in at last
I'm finally back at college! As the title of today's post suggests, I'm finally settled in to my dorm room. Unfortunately, in the short period of time that I've been moved in I've already found a plethora of my roommate's annoying habits. *sigh* Why can't I ever find someone as flawless as myself to live with? I'm deffinitely demanding my own room next year or taking a position as a Resident Assistant. No joke.
I need to vent a little so I'm gonna go ahead and list the annoying things she does:
- she takes up both sides of our sink
- she leaves discarded clothing in the middle of where I walk
- she has the ugliest yellow and organge plaid sheet set complete with teddybear head attached and white frills
- she opens the door when I'm changing
- she listens to Top 40 music. out loud. while I'm trying to do work
- she turns on stupid t.v. shows and then doesn't even pay attention to them
*deep breath* I feel a little better now.
My current "I'm too lazy to walk to the dining hall" dinner is:
I was a little hesitant at first, but it actually tastes like a cheesy taco. Who woulda thunk?
Robert Pattinson photo of the day:
This panty-drenching photograph is one of an exclusive set released on the internet today. Unfortunately it has the tag in the way, but I'm sure there'll be some way around that soon.
Moving on before I get too hott and bothered...
Books I'm reading:
It's pretty good from what I've read so far. I'm only about 65 pages in at the moment. The quote on the cover of my book is by Stephenie Meyer who apparently thinks that "The Mortal Instruments series is a story world that [she] love[s] to live in. Beautiful!" I absolutely love The Hunger Games, which SM also recomended, so I'm going to take her word on this series, as well.
I need to vent a little so I'm gonna go ahead and list the annoying things she does:
- she takes up both sides of our sink
- she leaves discarded clothing in the middle of where I walk
- she has the ugliest yellow and organge plaid sheet set complete with teddybear head attached and white frills
- she opens the door when I'm changing
- she listens to Top 40 music. out loud. while I'm trying to do work
- she turns on stupid t.v. shows and then doesn't even pay attention to them
*deep breath* I feel a little better now.
My current "I'm too lazy to walk to the dining hall" dinner is:
I was a little hesitant at first, but it actually tastes like a cheesy taco. Who woulda thunk?
Robert Pattinson photo of the day:
This panty-drenching photograph is one of an exclusive set released on the internet today. Unfortunately it has the tag in the way, but I'm sure there'll be some way around that soon.
Moving on before I get too hott and bothered...
Books I'm reading:
It's pretty good from what I've read so far. I'm only about 65 pages in at the moment. The quote on the cover of my book is by Stephenie Meyer who apparently thinks that "The Mortal Instruments series is a story world that [she] love[s] to live in. Beautiful!" I absolutely love The Hunger Games, which SM also recomended, so I'm going to take her word on this series, as well.
Fics I'm reading:
Confessions of a Nanny by Melissa228
The Office by tby789
Tropic of Virgo by In_a_blue_bathrobe
Art School Confidential by farkle
Things That Go Bump in the Night by mac
Breaking Edward by browniechadowes
Failure To Thrive by Julesnerd
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23
These are "All Human" and "Alternate Universe" stories and none of them are really angsty. As I've mentioned before, I LOVE smutty fanfic! So these are all M or NC17. I give each and every one of these fics my full recomendation because I'm obsessed with each and every one of them. GO READ THEM ALL!
I aso read an epic one-shot the other day called Art Model and it's by dollegirl. It is filled with pure win. GO READ IT!
All right, I'm done. For now...
Friday, August 28, 2009
still much to do
You too can dress your son in sexpenders a la Robert Pattinson! I found these during a quick run through Marshall's/Homegoods today. Snazzy, huh?
And while I was tracking down a good picture of Rob in said sexpenders, I came across this beauty of a video. I found it at Random Acts of Rob and it sets my lady parts all a flutter :) Rob + NIN's "Closer" = Pure Sex. Might just have to put it on a constant loop.
Moving on...
KATNISSSSSSSS! *screams like a fangirl* As I've mentioned before, I am currently rereading The Hunger Games and if you haven't already heard: the sequal, Catching Fire is coming out on September 1st! So if you haven't read HG yet, you REALLY really should.
May the odds ever be in your favor :)
THIS is what every man should smell like.
If they cannot get a hold of Pattinson Cologne, they should look into AXE dark temptation scented products. It smells like sexy man chocolate. Trust me, that's a good thing.
Better get back to packing soon. Have fun with that "Closer to Rob" sexytime video. I know I will ;)