Man Candy

Happy belated New Year everybody! This is my first blog post of the new year and I decided to post gratuitous ammounts of man candy. Not to say that I don't do this already, but usually it's just pictures of Rob so I'm working to diversify. If I have time I'd like to do something like this weekly. Maybe I'll even be able to come up with a catchy name... suggestions?


Before I move on to the man candy I'd like to mention that I've been reading all of the Black Dagger Brotherhood novels by J.R. Ward. I would highly recommend you check them out. I plan on posting some pictures of who I picture playing the brothers in my fantasies or if it ever became a movie. They are some deathly sexy men! If you've read any of the books, please comment and let me know what you thinm of them.


Coincidentally, a lot of the fine specimens of men I'll be putting on display are who I'd like to see as the brothers. I'll make sure to post their name and who I think they should play :)


This is Ryan McPartlin. He's Captain Awesome on Chuck. I just think he's sexy and looks really good in this costume :)



This is Sam Worthington. IMO he is sexy as fuck. He's been in Terminator Salvation and most recently, Avatar. I think he would be a great Tohrment in the Black Dagger Brotherhood. He's probably not tall enough, but they can make him look bigger so whatever.



This is Owain Yeoman. He's on a show called The Mentalist. I think he would be perfect for the role of Butch O'Neal, a human cop who gets involved with the BDB.



This is Matthew Bomer. He was on Chuck and now has his own show called White Collar. He is a sexy beast in both of the roles and I just like to look at him. There's just something about men with dark hair and light eyes.



This is Zachary Levi. He plays Chuck. He is adorkable.



This is Kellan Lutz. If you didn't know that you've been living under a rock, congratulations. This is also Kellan's impressive bulge. Why, you ask? Because I'm a huge perv and because I can.





This is Robert Pattinson. If you didn't know that, what the fuck are you doing reading this blog!? I still stand by the fact that you can see some peen going on. Not to mention the fact that my boy looks bangin here...


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Did I miss someone you'd like to see? Let me know by commenting! That's all for now. I'm gettin a little overheated and it's time for dinner soon. Goodbye for now!

Home at last :)

Okayy so this is my new hair. The quality of the photo is kinda shitty because I took it in kinda dim lighting on my webcam. I gave my hairdresser a few pictures of Ashley Greene and she did me up real nice :) I love the feel of the short length. It's grown out a little since then and I really want to get a trim and maybe make it a little shorter than it was in this picture.

So this is an adorable outtake of Rob that I found on my computer from the Vanity Fair photo shoot (which is up there for me with his yummy GQ photos). Don't you just want to kiss him and make him better? I know that I'd like to do a little more than that... but that's neither here nor there :P

Wouldn't you like to come home and find this waiting for you on the couch for you? Clothing optional, of course. Unghhhhh he's so delicious! Does anyone actually have their hands on a copy of Vanity Fair Italia?

Moving on to another fine specimen of man... Henry Cavill. *sigh* I've recently started to watch the first season of The Tudors via my online Netflix account and damn if shit aint chock full o' smut. I am a big fan of reading historical fiction and I love me some Phillipa Gregory novels.

Kind sir, is that a sword or are you happy to see me?

So since I wanna be a teacher when I grow up that means that I can't really have piercings any place other than my ears and I can't have visible tattoos. This is a picture of the new piercing I might get while I'm home for the boring winter months. I'm not sure if it would be classified as a daith or a anti-helix piercing. I still have a bunch of ideas for new tattoos, but I'm pretty much a broke college student so I might not be able to afford them for a while. Come to think of it... I'll probably still be paying shit off when I graduate and get my first teaching job. Such is life.

I'm pretty much more than a little obsessed with http://www.weheartit.com/ and I ran across this picture the other day. The first thing I thought is that she would make the PERFECT Rosalie. I think she is absolutely georgeous and I bet she can be hella fierce. RAWR!

I feel like I've been working on this post forever so I'm gonna wrap it up (tehehe) with some fanfiction recommendations of what I've been reading lately. I've got some really good ones this time :)

Fics that I'm reading:

Don't You Wanna Take a Ride with Me? by stephk0525

Edward's a spin class instructor/educator. Bella's a doctor.

This shit is SERIOSULY hott. It's only 2 chapters in, but I swear to you that if you don't check it out you're gonna regret it! AU. AH.

Bella Swan: Voyeur extraordinaire by IwantaWerewolfForMyself

The name says it all. Guess who she's watching... AU. AH.

Bella Swan: Zombie Killer by Kristen Nicole

There's been an outbreak of a virus that reanimates the dead. Bella is battling to save herself and the ones she cares for. She's snarky, takes no shit and she carries a shovel, motherfucker. AU. AH.... except for the zombies.

Breaking News by WriteOnTime

Twilight meets Anchorman. It's sassy and it's AWESOME. AU. AH.

Abyss by IwantaWerewolfForMyself
Bella's been kidnapped because of her father's political compaign against vampires. Edward and Jasper are holding her captive and things get interesting. AU. but vamps are still vamps and humans are human.

First Edition by lambcullen

"In the library on top of books, but ya can't be too loud." Edward owns a bookstore and Bella stops by every week to check out more than books... AU. AH.

Tilt by lambcullen

Bella needs help trying out the positions described in a deck of sex cards. Aren't internet classifieds great? AU. AH

Delusions of Grandeur by herinfiniteeyes

Bella is a hardxcore vegan and liberal. She's covered in tattoos and piercings and filled with piss and vinegar. Edward is... not so easy to define. AU. AH.

Making the Cut by ShearEnvy

Bella's a hairdresser. Edward's in the police academy. COPWARD!!! Some sexy snarking ensues. AU. AH.

My hands are getting tired from all this typing! I think I'm gonna sit back and relax while watching an episode of Steven Segal: Lawman. He is one BAMF. I've been starting to write again very recently and I hope I can keep up with it while I'm home on winter break. Toodles!

Hit me up on twitter! I'm prettybadwords.

I'm on ffn and twilighted as Fairest of Them All because I'm a pale bitch.

it's been sooo long!

I'd appologize for not posting anything lately, but I doubt anyone would be reading.
Quick update:
- I cut 7 inches off of my hair in October
- this semester is coming to an end
- my momma had surgery today

Sadly, Indigo Renesmee passed away while I was gone over Thanksgiving break. I left her with extended release food and clean water, but there was a thermostat malfunction and it was just too hott in my room for her little body to take. I'll miss her dearly even if she was "just a fish."

I've had so many projects and papers due lately, but somehow I've still made time to read fics and books. Next time I update I'll be sure to include a freakishly long list as per usual.

That's all I got for now. Peace out.

Twilight Fandom Gives Back - Alex's Lemonade Stand Foundation

Twilight Fandom Gives Back - Alex's Lemonade Stand Foundation

I just donated $5.00 through the website. It's so easy and SO worth it! My half brother died of childhood cancer and I'm sure it goes without saying that no parent should have to lose a child like that.

pics & fics

oh, hey there

I'm baaaaack

Even though I'm pretty sure no one reads this any way, I'm gonna appologize for going M.I.A. for a bit. Things finally pumped into full gear the last couple weeks at school and I even had my first exam since I've been back. Not to mention the fact that my laptop decided to commit suicide and spontaniously break apart into a useless mess a week and a half ago. Needless to say, I was not pleased about having to (have my parents) buy a new computer only after using the other one for a year. Of course it chose to break 2 months after the warranty ran out, right?

Moving on to happier subjects... my new computer and I are very happy with one another. We may be still in the honeymoon stage, but I see this relationship lasting a long time.

Also, this is my fish. She's pretty. Her name is Indigo Renesmee, but I call her Indy.



This is Rob. He lives on my bedroom wall and in my fantasies. I stumbled across this fucktastic illustration of him today. Credit and props go to James Dawe, the artist. Click on it to make it bigger, bitches.



Moving on from my Roblust filled haze...


Books I've read since my last post:


\Night's Edge by Maggie Shayne, Charlaine Harris, and Barbara Hambly. My mom got me this one as a back to school pressent. (Thanks for the smut, Mom!) It's compiled of three stories that are roughly 100 pages each by these three lovely writers. C-Harris' story is based in the same "universe" as The Southern Vampire Mysteries AKA True Blood. The other two are about various supernatural spooks, but are in no way less satisfying. I'd recommend this to anyone who loves 'em some Sookie Stackhouse.



I have been waiting over a year to get my hands on Catching Fire ever since I first set down The Hunger Games. I refuse to spoil it for anyone, but I have to say that this book was seriously tearing at my heartstrings and that I am STILL team Peeta! You need to read this book. And The Hunger Games. Now!



I just started City of Ashes and I have barely made a dent in it, but if it's anything like City of Bones then I'm sure I will adore it. The first two Mortal Instruments books that I own have been recommended by Stephenie Meyer and she has yet to lead me wrong. *cough* Read The Hunger Games *cough*


Fics that I'm reading:
Please bare with me, I've been reading a lot... some of these may be repeats, but I love 'em too damn much to care

The Lost Boys by hwimsey
I just read this in the past couple days and it is one of those fics that I think are just classic. For me, it's up there with the holy of holies: Boycotts and BarFlies by vjgm.

Blood and Lust by AwesomeSauce76
I had started reading this before when it was only a couple chapters in, but I got back to it today and now I'm caught up :) It's set in Breaking Dawn with human Bella and vampire Edward and his massive erection.

Show and Don't Tell by Brits23
Uncle E and Miss Swan are phenomenal, just like everything else about this story.

Breaking Edward by browniechadowes
OCDward is still sexy despite his compulsions. Fuck olives!

Living Backwards by ciaobella27
Bella goes back in time. Bella likes to name inanimate objects. Edward's still a sexy 17 yr old motherfucker, go figure...

Faking It by spanglemaker
This story just got completed. I don't know what I'm gonna do without my updates of Actorward and LeadsingerBella... notgonnacrynotgonnacrynotgonnacry

101 Places to Have Sex Before You Die by kARLOTITA09 and XShear
The title really speaks for itself ;) I love everything these girls write to pieces. Check their shit out, pronto!

The Taste of Sin by emarroquin and Emerald_Rosalie
Edward is a bad vamp and Bella's a lot more durable than the average human. I'm just gonna leave it at that...

Work In Progress by araeo
Bella has talking ovaries and these girls are only after one thing: the Precious.

Rhapsody by annanabanana
I have no words, so I'm gonna quote the summary: "A reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other?" Snap.

Clipped Wings and Inked Armor by hunterhunting
Edward and Bella both have scars. Edward tries covering his scars with ink... This story is hott as fuck.

Edward Wallbanger by feathersmmmm
Edward's nightly activities tend to get loud. NeighborBella is not pleased.

Tides by lambcullen
Bella's grandpa leaves her a house in his will. Too bad it already has an inhabitant, and a sexy one at that.

Making the Cut by ShearEnvy
Bella's a hairstylist. Edward's a cadet. *sigh*


Things I'm obsessed with right now:


Mini-cups of Haagen-Dazs Dulce de Leche ice cream. Ungh! They are everything I could want and more. They even include a little scooper spoon in the lid! How cool is that!?

Deep breaths... Moving on



Baby Otters! Do I even need to explain? They are officially my new favorite animal.

ANYTHING that gets posted on http://weheartit.com/. Find my favorites at http://weheartit.com/prettybadwords. Come prepared, things could get smutty :)


Okay, I'm done for now!