Bow chicah wah wah! This was a very good day for Rob's peen and my eyes :)
Your's too, I imagine?
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Ungh, Rob!
Bitches and hos let me present Rob's peen:
Bow chicah wah wah! This was a very good day for Rob's peen and my eyes :)
Your's too, I imagine?
Bow chicah wah wah! This was a very good day for Rob's peen and my eyes :)
Your's too, I imagine?
Friday, January 22, 2010
Rob helping out Haiti
Rob the mountain man is doin his thing to help out the victims of the earthquake in Haiti during the Help for Haiti Now telethon.
Panty-slposion!
Hand-down-the-pants. This just made me keel over and die. RIP my panties.
I could care-motherfucking-less if this is a manip. It makes my day, regardless!
I could care-motherfucking-less if this is a manip. It makes my day, regardless!
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Curious Clothes Edition
The title of today's blog post is pretty self-explanitory, but in case you missed out I'm gonna be showing cute clothes that I find on the internet. Today I'll be focusing on Modcloth.com becuase that's what I'm browsing currently. I'm on the petite side of things with an average build so I'm gonna be looking at things that flatter my body type and maybe a few I wish looked good on me. I'm also studying to be a teacher, so a lot of the less formal dresses I pick out keeping in mind I might want to wear them to work some day. So even though I want to teach yound kids, I still want to be the hott teacher, but I digress...
On with the show!
This one's named after the first-lady and I really like structure styled dresses for a work look. I also think they accentuate the curves I have well.
I like how this is a taylored jacket so it would be flattering and functional, but my favorite feature is the hood. Hoods are a must have for me.
I'm rather pale so color plays a large role in the clothing I select. These colors are muted, but I think I just might be able to pull them off. I'd love to wear something like this to work, but I think the skirt would have to be longer for that and I'd have to wear tights.
I just love the shape of this dress. The color would have to be closer to charcoal for me to wear it in gray, though. However...
My absolute favorite part of this dress is the back.
I love lace. This dress is so pretty and the scalloping at the top almost gives it a sweatheart neckline look. For some reason this dress makes me think of hosting a dinner for my friends.
Keeping in mind that fitted satin and rouching are not always your friend [or at least not mine] I can't help but adore this dress. If I had the body to wear it I would in a heartbeat!
This dress looks like chiffon, but aparently it's linen. Who cares, right? It's totally elegant and the perfect color for me. Once again this is a dress that only gets better when you check out the back...
Snazzy, huh?
I'm really into this sleeveless overlay on strapless dresses right now. I'm not sure how I feel about the pleats, though.
One again, the back of the dress is precious.
I love all of these fabrics and patterns and colors together. Once again there's that sleeveless overlay. It's just perfectly adorable.
This dress is so sweet! I guess you would wear it to something like a semi-formal dance/event.
This little beauty is basically in the same style as my Senior Prom dress. Strapless, brocade, and a light under layer of tulle. I love it! It's the perfect color to compliment my skin tone.
I REALLY like this pocketwatch necklace. I have a necklace locket that I picked up in Paris a few years ago and I love wearing it. This one is so pretty and it's functional jewelry!
I just thought this was a really cute necklace. It's also really affordable at only $15.
Ah! This belt is precious!
This is pretty much everything I could want in a fun laptop bag!
The great thing is about all these dresses is that most of them are under $100 and let's face it, cost is a big issue for most of us. I like the idea of being able to dress in cute, trendy clothes without breaking the bank. [Fortunately for me, it's my parents' bank right now!] But being a college student I always have to be aware of how little money I have of my own. I know it's gonna continue to be like that for me until I've been working a real job for a while.
Anyway... I'll probably be updating this a few times because I always have an eye open for cute clothes, but that's all for now!
On with the show!
This one's named after the first-lady and I really like structure styled dresses for a work look. I also think they accentuate the curves I have well.
I like how this is a taylored jacket so it would be flattering and functional, but my favorite feature is the hood. Hoods are a must have for me.
I'm rather pale so color plays a large role in the clothing I select. These colors are muted, but I think I just might be able to pull them off. I'd love to wear something like this to work, but I think the skirt would have to be longer for that and I'd have to wear tights.
I just love the shape of this dress. The color would have to be closer to charcoal for me to wear it in gray, though. However...
My absolute favorite part of this dress is the back.
I love lace. This dress is so pretty and the scalloping at the top almost gives it a sweatheart neckline look. For some reason this dress makes me think of hosting a dinner for my friends.
Keeping in mind that fitted satin and rouching are not always your friend [or at least not mine] I can't help but adore this dress. If I had the body to wear it I would in a heartbeat!
This dress looks like chiffon, but aparently it's linen. Who cares, right? It's totally elegant and the perfect color for me. Once again this is a dress that only gets better when you check out the back...
Snazzy, huh?
I'm really into this sleeveless overlay on strapless dresses right now. I'm not sure how I feel about the pleats, though.
One again, the back of the dress is precious.
I love all of these fabrics and patterns and colors together. Once again there's that sleeveless overlay. It's just perfectly adorable.
This dress is so sweet! I guess you would wear it to something like a semi-formal dance/event.
This little beauty is basically in the same style as my Senior Prom dress. Strapless, brocade, and a light under layer of tulle. I love it! It's the perfect color to compliment my skin tone.
I REALLY like this pocketwatch necklace. I have a necklace locket that I picked up in Paris a few years ago and I love wearing it. This one is so pretty and it's functional jewelry!
I just thought this was a really cute necklace. It's also really affordable at only $15.
Ah! This belt is precious!
This is pretty much everything I could want in a fun laptop bag!
The great thing is about all these dresses is that most of them are under $100 and let's face it, cost is a big issue for most of us. I like the idea of being able to dress in cute, trendy clothes without breaking the bank. [Fortunately for me, it's my parents' bank right now!] But being a college student I always have to be aware of how little money I have of my own. I know it's gonna continue to be like that for me until I've been working a real job for a while.
Anyway... I'll probably be updating this a few times because I always have an eye open for cute clothes, but that's all for now!
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Man Candy
Happy belated New Year everybody! This is my first blog post of the new year and I decided to post gratuitous ammounts of man candy. Not to say that I don't do this already, but usually it's just pictures of Rob so I'm working to diversify. If I have time I'd like to do something like this weekly. Maybe I'll even be able to come up with a catchy name... suggestions?
Before I move on to the man candy I'd like to mention that I've been reading all of the Black Dagger Brotherhood novels by J.R. Ward. I would highly recommend you check them out. I plan on posting some pictures of who I picture playing the brothers in my fantasies or if it ever became a movie. They are some deathly sexy men! If you've read any of the books, please comment and let me know what you thinm of them.
Coincidentally, a lot of the fine specimens of men I'll be putting on display are who I'd like to see as the brothers. I'll make sure to post their name and who I think they should play :)
This is Ryan McPartlin. He's Captain Awesome on Chuck. I just think he's sexy and looks really good in this costume :)
This is Sam Worthington. IMO he is sexy as fuck. He's been in Terminator Salvation and most recently, Avatar. I think he would be a great Tohrment in the Black Dagger Brotherhood. He's probably not tall enough, but they can make him look bigger so whatever.
This is Owain Yeoman. He's on a show called The Mentalist. I think he would be perfect for the role of Butch O'Neal, a human cop who gets involved with the BDB.
This is Matthew Bomer. He was on Chuck and now has his own show called White Collar. He is a sexy beast in both of the roles and I just like to look at him. There's just something about men with dark hair and light eyes.
This is Zachary Levi. He plays Chuck. He is adorkable.
This is Kellan Lutz. If you didn't know that you've been living under a rock, congratulations. This is also Kellan's impressive bulge. Why, you ask? Because I'm a huge perv and because I can.
This is Robert Pattinson. If you didn't know that, what the fuck are you doing reading this blog!? I still stand by the fact that you can see some peen going on. Not to mention the fact that my boy looks bangin here...
[for some reason the Rob picture isn't staying up]
Did I miss someone you'd like to see? Let me know by commenting! That's all for now. I'm gettin a little overheated and it's time for dinner soon. Goodbye for now!
Before I move on to the man candy I'd like to mention that I've been reading all of the Black Dagger Brotherhood novels by J.R. Ward. I would highly recommend you check them out. I plan on posting some pictures of who I picture playing the brothers in my fantasies or if it ever became a movie. They are some deathly sexy men! If you've read any of the books, please comment and let me know what you thinm of them.
Coincidentally, a lot of the fine specimens of men I'll be putting on display are who I'd like to see as the brothers. I'll make sure to post their name and who I think they should play :)
This is Ryan McPartlin. He's Captain Awesome on Chuck. I just think he's sexy and looks really good in this costume :)
This is Sam Worthington. IMO he is sexy as fuck. He's been in Terminator Salvation and most recently, Avatar. I think he would be a great Tohrment in the Black Dagger Brotherhood. He's probably not tall enough, but they can make him look bigger so whatever.
This is Owain Yeoman. He's on a show called The Mentalist. I think he would be perfect for the role of Butch O'Neal, a human cop who gets involved with the BDB.
This is Matthew Bomer. He was on Chuck and now has his own show called White Collar. He is a sexy beast in both of the roles and I just like to look at him. There's just something about men with dark hair and light eyes.
This is Zachary Levi. He plays Chuck. He is adorkable.
This is Kellan Lutz. If you didn't know that you've been living under a rock, congratulations. This is also Kellan's impressive bulge. Why, you ask? Because I'm a huge perv and because I can.
This is Robert Pattinson. If you didn't know that, what the fuck are you doing reading this blog!? I still stand by the fact that you can see some peen going on. Not to mention the fact that my boy looks bangin here...
[for some reason the Rob picture isn't staying up]
Did I miss someone you'd like to see? Let me know by commenting! That's all for now. I'm gettin a little overheated and it's time for dinner soon. Goodbye for now!
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Home at last :)
Okayy so this is my new hair. The quality of the photo is kinda shitty because I took it in kinda dim lighting on my webcam. I gave my hairdresser a few pictures of Ashley Greene and she did me up real nice :) I love the feel of the short length. It's grown out a little since then and I really want to get a trim and maybe make it a little shorter than it was in this picture.
So this is an adorable outtake of Rob that I found on my computer from the Vanity Fair photo shoot (which is up there for me with his yummy GQ photos). Don't you just want to kiss him and make him better? I know that I'd like to do a little more than that... but that's neither here nor there :P
So this is an adorable outtake of Rob that I found on my computer from the Vanity Fair photo shoot (which is up there for me with his yummy GQ photos). Don't you just want to kiss him and make him better? I know that I'd like to do a little more than that... but that's neither here nor there :P
Wouldn't you like to come home and find this waiting for you on the couch for you? Clothing optional, of course. Unghhhhh he's so delicious! Does anyone actually have their hands on a copy of Vanity Fair Italia?
Moving on to another fine specimen of man... Henry Cavill. *sigh* I've recently started to watch the first season of The Tudors via my online Netflix account and damn if shit aint chock full o' smut. I am a big fan of reading historical fiction and I love me some Phillipa Gregory novels.
Kind sir, is that a sword or are you happy to see me?
So since I wanna be a teacher when I grow up that means that I can't really have piercings any place other than my ears and I can't have visible tattoos. This is a picture of the new piercing I might get while I'm home for the boring winter months. I'm not sure if it would be classified as a daith or a anti-helix piercing. I still have a bunch of ideas for new tattoos, but I'm pretty much a broke college student so I might not be able to afford them for a while. Come to think of it... I'll probably still be paying shit off when I graduate and get my first teaching job. Such is life.
I'm pretty much more than a little obsessed with http://www.weheartit.com/ and I ran across this picture the other day. The first thing I thought is that she would make the PERFECT Rosalie. I think she is absolutely georgeous and I bet she can be hella fierce. RAWR!
I feel like I've been working on this post forever so I'm gonna wrap it up (tehehe) with some fanfiction recommendations of what I've been reading lately. I've got some really good ones this time :)
Fics that I'm reading:
Edward's a spin class instructor/educator. Bella's a doctor.
This shit is SERIOSULY hott. It's only 2 chapters in, but I swear to you that if you don't check it out you're gonna regret it! AU. AH.
The name says it all. Guess who she's watching... AU. AH.
There's been an outbreak of a virus that reanimates the dead. Bella is battling to save herself and the ones she cares for. She's snarky, takes no shit and she carries a shovel, motherfucker. AU. AH.... except for the zombies.
Twilight meets Anchorman. It's sassy and it's AWESOME. AU. AH.
Abyss by IwantaWerewolfForMyself
Bella's been kidnapped because of her father's political compaign against vampires. Edward and Jasper are holding her captive and things get interesting. AU. but vamps are still vamps and humans are human.
Bella's been kidnapped because of her father's political compaign against vampires. Edward and Jasper are holding her captive and things get interesting. AU. but vamps are still vamps and humans are human.
"In the library on top of books, but ya can't be too loud." Edward owns a bookstore and Bella stops by every week to check out more than books... AU. AH.
Tilt by lambcullen
Bella needs help trying out the positions described in a deck of sex cards. Aren't internet classifieds great? AU. AH
Bella is a hardxcore vegan and liberal. She's covered in tattoos and piercings and filled with piss and vinegar. Edward is... not so easy to define. AU. AH.
Bella's a hairdresser. Edward's in the police academy. COPWARD!!! Some sexy snarking ensues. AU. AH.
My hands are getting tired from all this typing! I think I'm gonna sit back and relax while watching an episode of Steven Segal: Lawman. He is one BAMF. I've been starting to write again very recently and I hope I can keep up with it while I'm home on winter break. Toodles!
Hit me up on twitter! I'm prettybadwords.
I'm on ffn and twilighted as Fairest of Them All because I'm a pale bitch.
Monday, December 7, 2009
it's been sooo long!
I'd appologize for not posting anything lately, but I doubt anyone would be reading.
Quick update:
- I cut 7 inches off of my hair in October
- this semester is coming to an end
- my momma had surgery today
Sadly, Indigo Renesmee passed away while I was gone over Thanksgiving break. I left her with extended release food and clean water, but there was a thermostat malfunction and it was just too hott in my room for her little body to take. I'll miss her dearly even if she was "just a fish."
I've had so many projects and papers due lately, but somehow I've still made time to read fics and books. Next time I update I'll be sure to include a freakishly long list as per usual.
That's all I got for now. Peace out.
Quick update:
- I cut 7 inches off of my hair in October
- this semester is coming to an end
- my momma had surgery today
Sadly, Indigo Renesmee passed away while I was gone over Thanksgiving break. I left her with extended release food and clean water, but there was a thermostat malfunction and it was just too hott in my room for her little body to take. I'll miss her dearly even if she was "just a fish."
I've had so many projects and papers due lately, but somehow I've still made time to read fics and books. Next time I update I'll be sure to include a freakishly long list as per usual.
That's all I got for now. Peace out.